Apparently it’s Cleavage Day today. I wouldn’t normally know this, except a coworker of mine on Facebook posted a status declaring the day as a day for, “sluts to be even sluttier.”
I don’t understand girls like this. Just be happy for girls with big boobs. Hell, be happy for girls with small boobs. They’re all fun. It’s Cleavage Day, so wear ‘em loud and proud.